043: advice

So I'm walking by this library on a bit of a stroll, and lo and behold, some fellow has come and posted this poem by a bloke named Burns, extolling the virtues of the first kiss.

Bloody romantics.

Now, let me tell you something, mate: don't listen to those twits. The first kiss is never the best one. Trust me, I've been a long time here on this earth, and the first kiss is always the most awkward, bloody well confused kiss you'll ever have. Now, the truly best kiss of your life, mate?

It's the one you least expect.